Revenge on United Airlines

Hating airlines isn’t a new thing, but it’s definitely popular right now. But first a funny story. My wife bought a new water feature for the back patio. It was cool looking, I liked it, but it was missing something. The pipes, the water… Ahh, now I get it. It’s missing Mario. Yes, I went... Continue Reading →

Revenge Needs A Spellcheck

They say revenge is best served cold. Does it also need to be served with a side of spellcheck? A story from NC about a guy who just wanted to spray paint his girlfriend’s car, then go get stoned. Apparently, she was a “cheeter”. Timothy Lee Trammell, 36, is charged with vandalism of property and... Continue Reading →

Live and Maybe Censored

I have a live interview on Tuesday 3/21/2017. We’ll be discussing my upcoming book ‘The Next’. And if there’s time I’ll bring up a fundraising idea I have for a book festival in October.   The website is http://www.artistfirst*dot*com. The substitution of *dot*com for .com is necessary to reach the actual site. If I don’t make that change... Continue Reading →

Daylight Savings Where Did My Hour Go

So, as I sat down to write this I had this internal struggle with which way the clock was going. Backwards means more sleep, forward means there’s a two-week adjustment to getting less sleep. Great, it’s the latter. Except for Arizona and Hawaii, and some parts of Indiana. You can leave your clocks alone tonight... Continue Reading →

The Magician’s Hat

This is the story of an unlikely author. Malcolm Mitchell made it to the University of Georgia with a problem that he knew he needed to address. He could only read at a junior high level. While at a Barnes & Noble book store he struck up a conversation with a woman who talked about... Continue Reading →

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